October 27th, 2009
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) thetenspot October Prompt #214: Ten answers you don't want to hear @ 06:12 pm
Current Mood:  bored
1. Johnny? I'm coming home. 2. I'm in love with you. 3. You're going back to Arkham. 4. They're all still alive! 5. I'm God. 6. Sorry, no more drugs! 7. That wasn't funny. 8. Jesus wants you for a sunbeam! 9. Well, you don't complete me! 10. The Bat is dead! Muse: The Joker
Fandom: Batman
the_lucky13 Prompt Set 56.1 - 13 places you hate @ 06:05 pm
Current Mood:  blah
1. Arkham Asylum. 2. Prison. 3. Precarious parts of very high buildings. 4. Churches. 5. Hospitals. 6. Schools. 7. Sewers. 8. Places with too many kids around. 9. Funeral homes. 10. Graveyards. Such a Gothic cliche! 11. Anywhere where there's any sort of religious gathering! 12. The bottom of the sea. 13. Any place that isn't Gotham right now. Because where's the fun with no Bat to needle? Muse: The Joker
Fandom: Batman
October 5th, 2009
the_lucky13 Prompt Set 55.3 - 13 games you like to play. @ 05:43 pm
Current Mood:  devious
1. Playing with knives! 2. Magic tricks (in my own unique style, of course!) 3. Blowing things up! 4. Killing! 5. Needling the mob! 6. Taking away vast amounts of money... and destroying it! 7. Setting people against each other. 8. Causing chaos. 9. Proving that there is no God. 10. Crashing parties! 11. The Pain Game! 12. Hanging around in High Places. 13. Poke the Bat! Muse: The Joker
Fandom: Batman
September 10th, 2009
thetenspot September Prompt #201: Ten things you did this summer @ 06:45 pm
Current Mood:  excited
1. Killed. 2. Stole. 3. Got new knives. 4. Made up more jokes. 5. Looked for new ways to spread the love, er, I mean, chaos! 6. Managed to stay out of Arkham. 7. Got some gooooood drugs! 8. Ate. 9. Slept. 10. Found new ways to torment the Bat! Muse: The Joker
Fandom: Batman
August 17th, 2009
thetenspot August Prompt #193: Ten things you wouldn't tell your mother @ 07:55 pm
Current Mood:  annoyed
1. You’re an angel. 2. You’re beautiful. 3. I could never live without you. 4. I want you back in my life. 5. You were the best mom in the world. 6. I’d love it if you made me cookies! 7. I had a wonderful childhood. 8. If only I could turn back time! 9. The bad times didn’t matter. 10. I love you. Seriously? She should have STAYED DEAD!Muse: The Joker
Fandom: Batman
July 27th, 2009
the_lucky13 Prompt Set 54.2: 13 things you think about @ 05:58 pm
Current Mood:  artistic
1. Knives 2. Blood 3. Chaos 4. Jokes 5. Scars 6. Why people are far too serious! 7. Ways to make mayhem 8. Fun 9. Pain 10. Death 11. Weirdness 12. Drugs 13. All RIGHT! The damn BAT!!! Muse: The Joker
Fandom: Batman
July 20th, 2009
thetenspot July Prompt #196: Ten things you could never part with @ 06:11 pm
Current Mood:  apathetic
1. My knives 2. My hair dye kit 3. My make-up kit 4. My collection of purple suits 5. My sense of humor 6. My lack of faith in deities and angels 7. My obsession with the Bat 8. My disregard for money 9. All the jokes in my head 10. Sweet, sweet nihilism! Muse: The Joker
Fandom: Batman
July 15th, 2009
the_lucky13 Prompt Set 53.1: 13 things you don't believe in @ 06:07 pm
Current Mood:  awake
1. God. 2. The idea of loving, merciful deities. 3. The idea of loving, merciful ANYTHING. 4. Altruism. 5. Cloying versions of romance. 6. The notion that crime doesn’t pay. 7. Fun without a little pain! 8. That all jokes are funny. 9. Being too serious. 10. Letting my hair go natural. 11. Leaving the Bat alone. 12. The power of prayer, positive thinking, and all that new age crap. 13. Wearing underpants on Thursdays. Just because! Muse: The Joker
Fandom: Batman
July 6th, 2009
the_lucky13 Prompt Set 52.3 13 things that should be illegal in all 50 states @ 05:58 pm
Current Mood: excited
1. Lack of a sense of humor! 2. Excessive faith in God. 3. Boring tendencies to talk about said faith in God. 4. Anything boring! 5. Heroes hiding behind masks. 6. Bad drugs. 7. Blunt knives. 8. Games that are no fun. 9. Wearing underpants on Thursdays. Just because! 10. Saying "I love you" unless you mean it. 11. Dyeing one's hair any color other than green. 12. Being gloomy! Unless you're a cute-looking Goth. 13. Any laws or rules at all! Muse: The Joker
Fandom: Batman
June 25th, 2009
the_lucky13 Prompt Set 51.4: Make your own list @ 12:29 am
Current Mood: angry
13 reasons not to believe in God. 1. The Bible is frustrating to read. 2. He doesn't really answer prayers. 3. Unpleasant childhood associations, that sort of crap. 4. Why should I? 5. I hate priests. 6. I'd rather burn churches than pray in them. 7. Angels are creepy, and nosey as hell. 8. Praying is a boring waste of time. 9. Hymns annoy me. 10. If He's so powerful, why doesn't He try and stop me? Because He can't, that's why! 11. Faith is for little kiddies. 12. He's never spoken to me! 13. Because I don't want to believe! Muse: The Joker
Fandom: Batman
thetenspot June Prompt: #195: TEN things you'd do with a million dollars @ 12:17 am
Current Mood:  bouncy
1. Burn it all. 2. Make it all into confetti. 3. Poison the bills somehow and give it all to charity! 4. Use it to stuff mattresses. 5. Write rude limericks on the bills and send them to the Bat! 6. Force-feed the money to as many bloated capitalists as possible. 7. Have the bills swapped for coins and throw them at people. 8. Make something artistic with it all, and then destroy the artwork! 9. Use the bills as toilet paper. 10. Ignore it for as long as possible. Muse: The Joker
Fandom: Batman
June 12th, 2009
the_lucky13 Prompt Set 50.2: 13 strange facts about yourself @ 11:20 pm
Current Mood: awake
1. I think green and purple co-ordinate perfectly. 2. I don’t get why more people don’t understand me! 3. The Bat and I need to have a serious talk. 4. God? Waste of time bringing Him up if you ask me. 5. Killing? I could write a thousand novels about it! 6. Love? I get it, but not the same way you do. 7. I don’t find every joke amusing. 8. I’m already laughing at you. 9. I’ve been laughing at God since the beginning. 10. Watching the world burn – it’s what I do. 11. I’m hungry. 12. I know what the point is, but I won’t tell you! 13. He completes me! Muse: The Joker
Fandom: Batman
June 5th, 2009
Current Mood: amused
Pick my parents? Why, here's mine!
May 22nd, 2009
thetenspot May Prompt: #187: TEN things people wouldn't expect you to own @ 11:26 pm
Current Mood: amused
1. A hairbrush. But I have one. Go figure. 2. A cell phone. But hasn’t everyone got one these days? 3. A bra. Well, gotta have SOME support under that nurse’s outfit! 4. A Bible. Fun to point out the gaping holes in the story. 5. Stockings. They too go with the nurse’s outfit, same as the bra. 6. A book of Lovecraft’s horror stories. Cthulhu makes me go WTF, but the stories are… addictive! 7. My teddy from childhood. And NO I am NOT going to justify it, explain it, or let you know where it’s hidden! Shut up. 8. A notebook. Can’t always rely on technology for everything! 9. Skin cleansers. For your information I don’t always sleep in my make-up! 10. A photograph of the Bat – one I actually don’t stick pins in or throw things at!Muse: The Joker
Fandom: Batman
May 13th, 2009
the_lucky13 Prompt Set 49.4: Make your own list @ 10:07 pm
Current Mood: bored
13 things you will never catch me doing in a million years! 1. Whispering sweet nothings in someone’s ear. 2. Picking up the tab. 3. Being careful with anything or anybody! 4. Being too serious. 5. Hand-washing my underwear. 6. Getting a pet poodle. 7. Praying. 8. Wondering about the meaning of life. 9. Seeing a shrink voluntarily. 10. Taking up origami. 11. Making anything but fun and chaos a priority. 12. Doing anything with a vacuum cleaner other than smashing it. 13. Ending my obsession with the Bat!Muse: The Joker
Fandom: Batman
April 22nd, 2009
the_lucky13 Prompt Set 48.3: Make your own 13 list @ 10:01 pm
Current Mood: accomplished
13 ways to annoy the hell out of someone. 1. Make a bad joke. 2. Make a good joke when the person doesn’t have a sense of humor. 3. Shoot them. 4. Stab them. 5. Steal from them. 6. Be more intelligent and witty then they are. 7. Have better dress sense than they do. 8. Tell them stories about your shitty childhood. 9. Pull their pants down. 10. Offer them drugs. 11. Don’t offer them drugs. 12. Set fire to them. 13. Kiss them. Muse: The Joker
Fandom: Batman
April 10th, 2009
thetenspot April Prompt, #183: Ten ways you think the world might end @ 10:01 pm
Current Mood: blank
1. If possible, I’d like to have a hand in it! Chaos in the streets! Blood and fire everywhere! 2. But it’s more likely the politicians will goad their nations into a war and blow the world to bits. 3. Or the big companies will belch smoke into the air and pollute us all to death. 4. Perhaps climate change will kill us – that hole in the ozone layer supposedly being what it is… 5. Disease, maybe? Yawn! 6. Poverty and starvation? Doubly boring! 7. Nuclear radiation leaking from somewhere? Turning us all into mutants who’ll prey on each other like wild animals? Mildly more interesting… 8. A natural disaster? Tsunami, volcanic eruption? Meteorite hitting the earth? 9. Maybe the Great Cthulhu will rise from the watery depths and devour our souls! Hey, it’s better than that so-called God coming back for us, isn’t it? 10. Maybe we’ll all just get BORED to death from WRITING STUPID LISTS like this one! Muse: The Joker
Fandom: Batman
April 9th, 2009
the_lucky13 Prompt Set 47.3: Make your own list @ 08:33 pm
Current Mood: cynical
13 things I’d rather do than write another of these damn lists! 1. Torment the Bat! 2. Torment the Bat some more. 3. Kill somebody. 4. Set a fire. 5. Get a new knife. 6. Sharpen the knives I’ve already got. 7. Make up some new jokes. 8. Take some good drugs. 9. Have some good sex. 10. Find something to eat. Preferably spicy. 11. Argue with a priest about God. 12. Decide what I’m going to wear tomorrow (though I already know it’ll feature a lot of purple, whatever it is!) 13. Make another futile effort to actually get some sleep… damn it! Muse: The Joker
Fandom: Batman
March 26th, 2009
the_lucky13 Prompt Set 46.3: Make your own list @ 11:16 pm
Current Mood:  high
13 good and useful weapons: 1. Knives, of course! Or swords, axes, machetes – any bladed weapon! 2. Guns. Yes, there is a place for them! 3. Pencils. Ha ha ha! 4. Baseball bats. 5. Bombs and other explosives. 6. Fire. 7. Ropes for hanging or strangling. 8. A good, solid brick. 9. Poison. 10. Anything electrical. ZAP! 11. Sharpened pool cues. 12. A closed fist. 13. My own biting wit! HA, how I crack me up! Muse: The Joker
Fandom: Batman
March 20th, 2009
thetenspot March Prompt, #175: Ten songs you can't stop listening to @ 09:49 pm
Current Mood:  giggly
1. “The Joker” by the Steve Miller Band 2. “Ace of Spades” by Motorhead 3. “So What?” by Metallica 4. “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit 5. “Skulls” by the Misfits 6. “Joker Man” by Bob Dylan 7. “South of Heaven” by Slayer 8. “Breaking the Law” by Judas Priest 9. “Vicinity of Obscenity” by System of a Down 10. “The Saber Dance” by Aram Khachaturian Muse: The Joker
Fandom: Batman
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